Background Noise: ice cream
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Mood: urg
Right now i want...

i've been known to say some pretty stupid things when i'm not paying attention. i'm not sure if it's just that trains of though collide and produce haphazard and incorrect statements, or if i actually think that they make sense at the time... but... seriously, it's embarassing, since i usually only do it around large groups of people.

for example the "i see said the sheep" fiasco from about 10 years ago that my little bro and sis are still making me pay for. or the new classic "obsequious drug use" which... really... makes no sense regardless of context. or screaming "taming of the shrew!" in response to the question "which Shakespeare comedy has the line: i'd rather hear a dog bark at the crow than a man swear he loves me" (which, for the record is said by Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing, something which is permanently engraved on my brain... just didn't come out right).

:) really, it would be funny if i could take being made fun of. i just... don't take it well.