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Mood: oh, i forgot
Right now i want... :) one more thing.

OK ::deep breath:: file this under scary and hilarious and i really hope it's a joke...

Date to Save - Missionary Dating Ministry . This site dispenses answers to questions like "I think I'm in love, but I don't think my boyfriend is going to become a Christian... What do I do?" (oh no!) they calmly answer: "This happens all the time... but here's a failproof solution: just tell him that you're going to date Jesus for a while. This will help you get your priorities straight while you look for another hot guy to date, and it will show your ex-boyfriend how much Jesus means to you. What a great witness!"

and don't forget the classic tip: If he tells your that you are hot...Tell him God made you hot.

glad to see their priorities are in order. don't forget to buy a promotional thong on your way out! (i'm not kidding)

::sigh:: this is almost as bad as pushing bulk copies of The Passion dvd to churches. and you question my dismay with modern religous institutions....