Background Noise: Goodbye Love, Rent
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Mood: shitty; which is surprising, i should be in a great mood.
Right now i want... not to be here. why am i sticking around for this meeting?

This shirt cracks me up.

In other news, i'm going home for U of M's spring graduation! for a whole week!

[cut to you imagining me very happy about this. i was when i bought the tickets. i'm just not in a very jumping-around-happy type mood at the moment. anyways, back to the shirt.]

Me: young, cute, erudite T-shirt seeking a soulmate for comfortable, long-term relationship. You: smart, witty, and literate as hell. I like well-built dictionaries, voluptuous reading chairs, and online library reservation systems. You adore correct spelling, word geekery, and scintillating book talk with like-minded women (and the kind of men who are secure enough to hang out at a place called Chicklit). I can swing either way on the Oxford comma, but "impactful" is a dealbreaker, baby.Your personal mantra? "There's no such thing as too many books." Let's hook up and make beautiful Amazon wish lists together.