Last website visited: TBS: Very Funny
Mood: he he.
Right now i want...
So that treatment from Friday? I still love it and hopefully Barb and I will be able to do it later this summer, but it really deserves to be more than 3 minutes long. Which leads me to...
... another treatment! this on is called NAB: Very Funny and will be a spoof of the TBS commercials. Like it? Let me know! :) Want to be in it? again, let me know!
Background:
The “Very Funny” Commercials on TBS feature everyday type people who call a magic hotline at TBS (a white lecture hall type room) filled with workers (also in white) sitting at iMac G5s (with the Apple logo replaced with the TBS logo) with white headsets furiously typing and taking calls supposedly trying to figure out if the scenarios being posed to them are funny.
Anyways.
The commercial we are spoofing has a cubicle farm employee (girl on the right) asking if her boss mistakenly calling her coworker by the wrong name is funny. After a few questions, and a lecture that she is enjoying her coworker’s pain a bit too much, the man in white reassures her that the situation is funny and is worthy of her laughter.
The entire interaction lasts about two and a half minutes. There are even nifty-spiffy graphics on the i-swear-i’m-not-an-iMac iMac showing the computer determining through some algorithm if the situation is funny. (Cue: Motion).
Basically i’m going for a cheaper version of this setup. Instead of the large lecture hall, our Phone Jockey in White will be working at the coffee shop down the street -- he’s calling this one in, taking a break from the chaos that is the office, etc, etc. Still dressed in his white shirt, he’s wearing jeans to “blend in.” His iMac is now a Power Book, and he’s using Desktop Manager to flip between his email and the magic-funny application (generated with Motion). Basically he’s hiding from the office, slacking off. He doesn’t want this call.
Our secretary is going to be replaced with a Marketing Chick preparing for NAB. She has just found out that Avid has just purchased Pinnacle, in a move to supposedly counteract Apple’s kick ass line of consumer, pro-sumer, and professional applications. But Avid customers hate Pinnacle customers and vice-versa. NAB (a convention of 100,000+ people) will be a highly tense environment as these foes try to play nice. Think what would happen if the University of Michigan and Ohio State decided to combine their football teams.
She wonders, is this funny? She wants to chuckle - maybe even point and laugh from the show floor, and is just making sure.
She wonders why she hears a coffee machine in the background.
After some sparring, our Phone Jockey and Marketing Chick determine that, yes, NAB is going to be Very FunnyTM.
Location:
Coffee Shop: Starbucks, or something like it. There is a big window, with a table and a comfortable chair. It’s sunny. Our Phone Jockey has his headset on, but he’s not talking to anyone. He’s drinking coffee from a “for here” cup, his laptop is on the table. He’s surfing the net. Outside the window it’s green and leafy. He’s relaxed, comfortable, legs loosely crossed.
There should only be two framed shots here: looking at the Phone Jockey, his computer, etc, framed against the purple plush high backed chair and the leafy green trees, and one looking over his shoulder at the laptop. For the record he’s running tiger with a beautiful desktop image, and Desktop Manager with two screens: iChat and Safari, and one with Magic Motion App (hopefully we can do this compositing later).
Marketing Chick’s Office: Our Marketing Chick has an incredible view. All windows, blue sky, some mountains in the background. Her office is nicely decorated - toys everywhere, maybe some fish, a nice computer. She’s worked hard to get this office. She is bright and lively. We only need one real camera setup here, sun on her face, computer and cork board at her back, leaning back in her chair, playing with the cord on her phone.
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NAB 2005: VERY FUNNY
FADE IN ON A COFFEE SHOP. WE HEAR NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND,
ESPRESSO GRINDING, SNIPPETS OF CONVERSATION:
("...just buy it a frame
and call it Art....")
("And we're letting him
modify code?")
("No, no. That was my
other nightmare.")
("Are you filling his head
with chocolate?")
("...and so forth and so
on...")
("This is so lame it
hurts.")
("Woa, there was a memo?")
WE PAN TO A MAN SITTING IN A PLUSH CHAIR. HE IS WEARING A
HEADSET, DRINKING HIS COFFEE AND GLANCING AT HIS LAPTOP,
ALMOST AS IF HE HAS TAKEN A BREAK FROM SOMETHING. THE PHONE
RINGS.
PHONE JOCKEY
( He sighs, answers the
phone. )
1-800-Am-I-Funny.
CUT TO A BRIGHT OFFICE. LIGHT AND OBVIOUSLY INHABITED BY A
GIRL WHO HAS DONE WELL. WE SEE JANE SITTING IN HER CHAIR. HER
BACK IS TO HER COMPUTER SCREEN, SHE IS LOOKING OUT AT WHAT IS
ASSUMED TO BE AN AMAZING VIEW. A FISH TANK, MANY POST-ITS,
AND HAPPY BUNNY STICKERS ARE IN THE BACKGROUND.
JANE
(Giddy, anxious, and
questioning. She plays
with the phone cord. )
Hi! I'm getting ready for a huge
convention and I just found out
some really incredible news and I
need to know if it's funny.
PHONE JOCKEY
(bored, annoyed, he begins
punching at his keyboard)
What kind of news are we talking
about?
JANE
A corporate buy-out.
PHONE JOCKEY
Well, I suppose that has
potential....
(he punches at the
keyboard)
JANE
No kidding. These companies hate
each other!
PHONE JOCKEY
No kidding. I'd hate the guys who
bought me out too. Now...
JANE
(interrupts)
No, no, it's not like that. They've
been rivals forever.
PHONE JOCKEY
Ahh, ok. Now, what kind of rivals
are we talking about? If they were
football teams these companies
would be...
JANE
Michigan and Ohio State.
PHONE JOCKEY
(chuckles, he sounds more
interested now)
Great. Now the company that's doing
the buying --
JANE
Yeah?
PHONE JOCKEY
If they were a fairy-tale character
they would be...?
JANE
The Big Bad Wolf.
PHONE JOCKEY
Perfect, and Mr. Wolf is attacking
Mr. Piggy because....
JANE
(gloating just a bit)
They want to hurt my company.
PHONE JOCKEY
I see. And this convention you're
going to is big?
JANE
Massive.
PHONE JOCKEY
Mmmhmm, where is it?
JANE
Las Vegas.
PHONE JOCKEY
And Mr. Piggy's customers...?
JANE
Would rather play with my company
than with Mr. Wolf.
PHONE JOCKEY
So you think Mr. Wolf's move is...
JANE
Really stupid.
PHONE JOCKEY
(Getting to the point)
And so you want to know...
JANE
When I'm at the show, can I make
fun of them?
PHONE JOCKEY
Ahh, ok, let's see....
THIS IS NORMALLY WHERE WE WOULD SEE THE PHONE JOCKEY ENTERING
DATA INTO HIS COMPUTER AND MAGICALLY DECIDING IF THE
SITUATION IS FUNNY OR NOT. CUT TO A SHOT OF HIS COMPUTER.
HE'S PLAYING "BETTY'S BEER BAR" AND CHATTING ON AIM.
PHONE JOCKEY
(milking the moment)
Hmm... well....
JANE
(for the first time we see
her worried, her smile
fades a bit)
Oh?
PHONE JOCKEY
So, your biggest competitor just
bought another competitor in hopes
of crushing you, but instead
they're just going piss off their
own customers? Basically right?
JANE
Basically, yes.
PHONE JOCKEY
Well, congratulations, that is
indeed pretty funny.
JANE
(Beaming)
Really?
PHONE JOCKEY
You can feel free to laugh now.
JANE
(Giggles)
I knew it. That's just perfect!
PHONE JOCKEY
Ok, ok, there's no need to be mean.
JANE
(chastened)
Oh, sorry.
PHONE JOCKEY
(bored again, he ends the
conversation)
Alright, you have a nice day, Miss.
JANE
(Beaming again. She's
imagining the potential
disaster and loving it.)
Thanks! You too, really.
THEY BOTH HANG UP. HE GOES BACK TO HIS COFFEE LIKE NOTHING
HAPPENED. FADE OUT ON HER TURNING BACK TO HER COMPUTER,
LAUGHING. END CREDITS: NAB 2005, VERY FUNNY.
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